ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

(via sorry)

officialunitedstates:

wizardofduh:

officialunitedstates:

imma steal yo girl

Jokes on you, I don’t have one.

imma help you get a girl then steal yo girl

(via magstah)

pornstarwars:

unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

blackmail

(via sorry)

slutty-granny:

queernipple:

if u have boobs ur a slut

wow my mom is such a slut

(via magstah)

thetowndrugdealer:

they gave condoms at school today, i got 2, 1 for each leg

(via sorry)

artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

(via sorry)


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