party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?
there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post
MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY
update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild
my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are